Scathing Book Reviews of Little House on the Prairie, by Laura Ingalls Wilder

Can you believe that Little House on the Prairie, the beloved television show, has been turned into a novel!?!

Just kidding, the beloved children’s books by Laura Ingalls Wilder has charmed millions, and for many, the versions featuring Garth Williams’ illustrations are definitive. Who wouldn’t like it? OK, Nellie Olsen, I grant you.  These Scathing Book Reviews of Little House on the Prairie make you want to root for the locusts:

I think this book was very borring because it explains things that arn’t very intresting. There was a whole chapter on how Pa built a chair! I don’t recamend it to any reader

…and:

This book was the worst book I ever read!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to read this book for school and it’s 507 pages of dull.

…and:

Reading the unendingly dull chapters about Pa building the house, the door, the fireplace and the well made me want to burn the log cabin down. And I still can’t believe that Ma ironed on the wagon in the middle of the prairie. (wtf?)

…and, apparently reading Harry Potter will ruin the Little House books. Be forewarned:

I recommend this book only to kids under the age of eight and kids who have not read the Harry Potter or Artemis Fowl series. For lovers of fantasy, mystery, magic or science-fiction, you must turn elsewhere for a good read.

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